August 23, 2004
In the next Jet Li movie . . .
In what must be one of the weirdest news stories of the month, a Chinese cop shoots a kidnapper perched with victim with two rounds to the head. Kidnapper falls five stories to his "death". Note to self: Chinese Communists do not negotiate with terrorists; commit crime in democracy instead.
Then, from the coffin, the man wakes up and is alive!
Now we in America know where the Hong Kong cop movies get their inspiration.
Madness!
Posted by Jake Allen at August 23, 2004 09:11 AMComments