February 07, 2005

The Modern Beatitudes

This is recycled, but I felt like it.

Blessed are the poor in wallet, for theirs is a line of credit.

Blessed are the devious, for they shall decieve many.

Blessed are they who whine, for they shall eventually be given into.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for conformity, for they shall be filled.

Blessed are the low expectors, for they shall be proven correct.

Blessed are the litigators, for they shall see settlement.

Blessed are the latchkeys, for they shall be called children of Television.

Blessed are they that opine against the Madness, for theirs is the Internet.

Posted by Jake Allen at February 7, 2005 09:42 AM
Comments

I love it! Madness, indeed!

Posted by: Sarah at February 7, 2005 03:46 PM

Great site! I copied your copy of the the Dirty Harry Potter movie poster for a posting of my own yesterday.
I will drop in from time to time. You have a lot to absorb in just one visit.
Keep up the good posting.

Posted by: Mike Ashley at September 27, 2005 12:41 AM