April 18, 2006

Risky Business

Introducing "Suri", the new "princess" courtesy of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and L. Ron Hubbard. We at Ockhamist.com wish her a normal childhood. Be sure to tell your co-workers your opinion about the new little Thetan at work tomorrow. Don't tell them too much, or Snow White will get you! We look forward to watching Tom in his next Space Opera.

Madness!

Update: Brooke Sheilds had her baby at almost the same time! What will Letterman say about that!?!

Madness!

Posted by Jake Allen at April 18, 2006 09:09 PM
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